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  "title": "Do NOT Taunt the Happy Fun Dave",
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  "html": "<p>Mark Pilgrim asks: <a href=\"http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/04/21/whats_your_winer_number.html\" target=\"_top\">What's your Winer number?</a></p>\n<p>I duck &amp; cover under our new futon.  The one that I broke already, but it's better than nothing.</p>\n<!--more-->\n\n\n<p>shortname=shitstorms_abound_2</p>\n",
  "body": "Mark Pilgrim asks: <a href=\"http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/04/21/whats_your_winer_number.html\" target=\"_top\">What's your Winer number?</a>\r\n<br /><br />\r\nI duck &amp; cover under our new futon.  The one that I broke already, but it's better than nothing.\r\n<!--more-->\r\nshortname=shitstorms_abound_2\r\n",
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  "summary": "Mark Pilgrim asks: What's your Winer number?\nI duck & cover under our new futon.  The one that I broke already, but it's better than nothing.",
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