Month: 2009/05
-
2009 May 30
-
Controlled Monetization
I took the pills. Like everyone else, I took the pills and I sent in the hair and the piss to prove I took the pills. I’d figured something out, though: I could stop taking the pills for the first half of the month, then double up at the end. I still passed the tests; no one knocked on the door. [ ... 184 words ... ]
-
From Spaceman to Plantsman
The first time the spaceman saw my garden, I thought he was going to strangle me. [ ... 172 words ... ]