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  "html": "<p><em>TL;DR:</em> A week that felt like nothing but Star Trek shitposts. Underneath that: two videos about being a nervous introvert, a serious darkwave bender, and an unreasonable craving for a Junji Ito horror-manga cardigan. About on brand, honestly.</p>\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<nav role=\"navigation\" class=\"table-of-contents\"></nav>\n\n<h2 id=\"a-whole-fake-season-of-star-trek\">A whole fake season of Star Trek</h2>\n<p>There's a little title-card generator going around, <a href=\"https://trek.epicrandomness.com/\">trek.epicrandomness.com</a>, that stamps your own text onto a Star Trek episode title screen. Glyph <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@glyph/116627380777606520\">said</a>: \"I feel there is a risk I might slightly overuse this thing.\" For a solid day, every third post in my timeline was someone discovering it and then immediately proving him right.</p>\n<p>I proved him right too. I <a href=\"https://masto.hackers.town/@lmorchard/116627455545890889\">opened with</a> a cautious \"Is this anything?\" and then could not stop:</p>\n<image-gallery>\n\n<p><img src=\"73cf286ff1b3778d.png\" alt=\"TNG title card: &quot;The One Where Troi's Mom Tries to Marry Q&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n<p><img src=\"9880a93b675c90e2.png\" alt=\"Voyager title card: &quot;The Salamander Babies are Back&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n<p><img src=\"daee135b3bb1d8bd.png\" alt=\"DS9 title card: &quot;KIRA STABS A POPE&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n<p><img src=\"ea3ef4eca1c1e349.png\" alt=\"Animated Series title card: &quot;No More Sehlats for Spock&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n<p><img src=\"525e3d2f501d0768.png\" alt=\"Title card: &quot;SCOTTY MICROWAVES A TRIBBLE&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n<p><img src=\"85cb211cee92ef72.png\" alt=\"Enterprise title card: &quot;WE SHOULD INVENT SHIELDS MAYBE&quot;\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></p>\n</image-gallery>\n\n<h2 id=\"still-chewing-on-the-social-thing\">Still chewing on the social thing</h2>\n<p>Last week I confessed I was more anxious about the <em>social</em> parts of getting a tattoo than the needle. My brain is evidently still gnawing on it, because the only two YouTube videos I bothered to like all week were How to ADHD's <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCwm2WteZI\">\"Social Events Don't Have to be SO Overwhelming!\"</a> and a London Web Standards talk, <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrgGPx2wt8M\">\"The Art of Connection: How to Thrive at Work and Beyond as an Introvert.\"</a></p>\n<p><youtube-embed video-id=\"2CCwm2WteZI\" title=\"How to ADHD: Social Events Don't Have to be SO Overwhelming!\"></youtube-embed></p>\n<p><youtube-embed video-id=\"ZrgGPx2wt8M\" title=\"The Art of Connection: How to Thrive at Work and Beyond as an Introvert.\"></youtube-embed></p>\n<h2 id=\"on-heavy-rotation\">On heavy rotation</h2>\n<p>I was neck-deep in a darkwave/goth/synthpop hole this week: lots of <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/artist/4KlYg0F5KG9QNDFKaeTNAy\">VNV Nation</a> (Construct apparently on a loop), <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/artist/4HxBVyHaUa60eCSsJWxwWR\">Sisters of Mercy</a>, <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/artist/1wHmR7I0UlF58WFQexCPha\">Clan of Xymox</a>, <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/artist/64NhyHqRKYhV0IZylrElWu\">TR/ST</a>, Siouxsie, and Killing Joke, with newer-to-me <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Gs4t6zBT69DSluLvaEBWK\">ACTORS</a> and Empathy Test in the mix. Ideal music for digging holes and fixing bugs.</p>\n<p>Podcasts were the usual: <a href=\"https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/up-first-from-npr/0d90e750-fab5-0134-ec6b-4114446340cb\"><em>Up First</em></a> and the NPR hourlies for the steady drip of news-dread, the Verge family (<a href=\"https://www.theverge.com/the-vergecast\"><em>Vergecast</em></a>, <a href=\"https://www.theverge.com/decoder-podcast-with-nilay-patel\"><em>Decoder</em></a>) circling the post-search-Google / Jony-Ive-Ferrari cycle, and <a href=\"https://dailytechnewsshow.com/\"><em>Daily Tech News Show</em></a>. Palate cleansers from <a href=\"https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/d57114a0-1c5a-012e-0122-00163e1b201c\"><em>My Brother, My Brother and Me</em></a>, <a href=\"https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/lovett-or-leave-it/dba7efa0-ecaf-0134-ec5e-4114446340cb\"><em>Lovett or Leave It</em></a>, <a href=\"https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/the-retro-hour-retro-gaming-podcast/66fce970-9a31-0133-2dbd-6dc413d6d41d\"><em>The Retro Hour</em></a>, and a <a href=\"https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/eurovangelists/2b9f7fc0-9142-013c-958d-0e76ec147af9\"><em>Eurovangelists</em></a> Eurovision 2026 recap.</p>\n<p>I'm starting to think I should cut the news part out of my rotation entirely and just listen to the fun stuff.</p>\n<h2 id=\"miscellanea\">Miscellanea</h2>\n<div class=\"weeknote-miscellanea\">\n\n<ul>\n<li>I learned <a href=\"https://masto.hackers.town/@lmorchard/116659980313011658\">Steady Hands makes an Amigara Fault cardigan</a> and immediately spiraled: \"oof, I don't need this do I? (I kinda do, it's my cardigan!)\" The replies were correct — <a href=\"https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116659985723951371\">mhoye</a>: \"This is my arm hole! It was made for me!\"</li>\n<li><a href=\"https://dfarq.homeip.net/how-the-vectrex-game-console-sunk-a-124-year-old-company/\">How the Vectrex game console sunk a 124-year-old company</a> — one bad bet at the worst possible moment took down the maker of Battleship.</li>\n<li><a href=\"https://github.com/golanlevin/p5-single-line-font-resources/\">golanlevin/p5-single-line-font-resources</a> — an archive of monoline vector fonts plus p5.js to render them. Filed away for some future plotter/SVG tinkering.</li>\n<li><a href=\"https://www.fbritoferreira.com/blog/no-juniors-today-no-seniors-in-2031/\">No Juniors Today, No Seniors in 2031</a> — the spoiler's in the post title. Cynically, I kind of hope that means my job security will last a few more years. But, ugh.</li>\n<li><a href=\"https://blog.fsck.com/2026/05/01/adversarial-review/\">My favorite adversarial review prompt</a> — \"Look at this again with fresh eyes.\" Apparently that one sentence does a startling amount of work.</li>\n<li><a href=\"https://a.wholelottanothing.org/kentuckys-bourbon-problem/\">Kentucky's Bourbon problem</a> — the bourbon bubble has burst, leaving millions of barrels nobody wants. I wonder what will happen to the data centers?</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n\n",
  "body": "*TL;DR:* A week that felt like nothing but Star Trek shitposts. Underneath that: two videos about being a nervous introvert, a serious darkwave bender, and an unreasonable craving for a Junji Ito horror-manga cardigan. About on brand, honestly.\n\n<!--more-->\n\n<nav role=\"navigation\" class=\"table-of-contents\"></nav>\n\n## A whole fake season of Star Trek\n\nThere's a little title-card generator going around, [trek.epicrandomness.com](https://trek.epicrandomness.com/), that stamps your own text onto a Star Trek episode title screen. Glyph [said](https://mastodon.social/@glyph/116627380777606520): \"I feel there is a risk I might slightly overuse this thing.\" For a solid day, every third post in my timeline was someone discovering it and then immediately proving him right.\n\nI proved him right too. I [opened with](https://masto.hackers.town/@lmorchard/116627455545890889) a cautious \"Is this anything?\" and then could not stop:\n\n<image-gallery>\n\n![TNG title card: \"The One Where Troi's Mom Tries to Marry Q\"](73cf286ff1b3778d.png)\n\n![Voyager title card: \"The Salamander Babies are Back\"](9880a93b675c90e2.png)\n\n![DS9 title card: \"KIRA STABS A POPE\"](daee135b3bb1d8bd.png)\n\n![Animated Series title card: \"No More Sehlats for Spock\"](ea3ef4eca1c1e349.png)\n\n![Title card: \"SCOTTY MICROWAVES A TRIBBLE\"](525e3d2f501d0768.png)\n\n![Enterprise title card: \"WE SHOULD INVENT SHIELDS MAYBE\"](85cb211cee92ef72.png)\n\n</image-gallery>\n\n## Still chewing on the social thing\n\nLast week I confessed I was more anxious about the *social* parts of getting a tattoo than the needle. My brain is evidently still gnawing on it, because the only two YouTube videos I bothered to like all week were How to ADHD's [\"Social Events Don't Have to be SO Overwhelming!\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCwm2WteZI) and a London Web Standards talk, [\"The Art of Connection: How to Thrive at Work and Beyond as an Introvert.\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrgGPx2wt8M)\n\n<youtube-embed video-id=\"2CCwm2WteZI\" title=\"How to ADHD: Social Events Don't Have to be SO Overwhelming!\"></youtube-embed>\n\n<youtube-embed video-id=\"ZrgGPx2wt8M\" title=\"The Art of Connection: How to Thrive at Work and Beyond as an Introvert.\"></youtube-embed>\n\n## On heavy rotation\n\nI was neck-deep in a darkwave/goth/synthpop hole this week: lots of [VNV Nation](https://open.spotify.com/artist/4KlYg0F5KG9QNDFKaeTNAy) (Construct apparently on a loop), [Sisters of Mercy](https://open.spotify.com/artist/4HxBVyHaUa60eCSsJWxwWR), [Clan of Xymox](https://open.spotify.com/artist/1wHmR7I0UlF58WFQexCPha), [TR/ST](https://open.spotify.com/artist/64NhyHqRKYhV0IZylrElWu), Siouxsie, and Killing Joke, with newer-to-me [ACTORS](https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Gs4t6zBT69DSluLvaEBWK) and Empathy Test in the mix. Ideal music for digging holes and fixing bugs.\n\nPodcasts were the usual: [*Up First*](https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/up-first-from-npr/0d90e750-fab5-0134-ec6b-4114446340cb) and the NPR hourlies for the steady drip of news-dread, the Verge family ([*Vergecast*](https://www.theverge.com/the-vergecast), [*Decoder*](https://www.theverge.com/decoder-podcast-with-nilay-patel)) circling the post-search-Google / Jony-Ive-Ferrari cycle, and [*Daily Tech News Show*](https://dailytechnewsshow.com/). Palate cleansers from [*My Brother, My Brother and Me*](https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/d57114a0-1c5a-012e-0122-00163e1b201c), [*Lovett or Leave It*](https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/lovett-or-leave-it/dba7efa0-ecaf-0134-ec5e-4114446340cb), [*The Retro Hour*](https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/the-retro-hour-retro-gaming-podcast/66fce970-9a31-0133-2dbd-6dc413d6d41d), and a [*Eurovangelists*](https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/eurovangelists/2b9f7fc0-9142-013c-958d-0e76ec147af9) Eurovision 2026 recap.\n\nI'm starting to think I should cut the news part out of my rotation entirely and just listen to the fun stuff.\n\n## Miscellanea\n\n<div class=\"weeknote-miscellanea\">\n\n* I learned [Steady Hands makes an Amigara Fault cardigan](https://masto.hackers.town/@lmorchard/116659980313011658) and immediately spiraled: \"oof, I don't need this do I? (I kinda do, it's my cardigan!)\" The replies were correct — [mhoye](https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116659985723951371): \"This is my arm hole! It was made for me!\"\n* [How the Vectrex game console sunk a 124-year-old company](https://dfarq.homeip.net/how-the-vectrex-game-console-sunk-a-124-year-old-company/) — one bad bet at the worst possible moment took down the maker of Battleship.\n* [golanlevin/p5-single-line-font-resources](https://github.com/golanlevin/p5-single-line-font-resources/) — an archive of monoline vector fonts plus p5.js to render them. Filed away for some future plotter/SVG tinkering.\n* [No Juniors Today, No Seniors in 2031](https://www.fbritoferreira.com/blog/no-juniors-today-no-seniors-in-2031/) — the spoiler's in the post title. Cynically, I kind of hope that means my job security will last a few more years. But, ugh.\n* [My favorite adversarial review prompt](https://blog.fsck.com/2026/05/01/adversarial-review/) — \"Look at this again with fresh eyes.\" Apparently that one sentence does a startling amount of work.\n* [Kentucky's Bourbon problem](https://a.wholelottanothing.org/kentuckys-bourbon-problem/) — the bourbon bubble has burst, leaving millions of barrels nobody wants. I wonder what will happen to the data centers?\n\n</div>",
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