Just wasted a good 20-30 minutes having been sucked into the IRC Quotes Database that Adam mentioned. It made me spray coffee out my nose. So, rather than visit it everyday, I made RSS feeds from it, scraped by RssDistiller's enclosePat (need to implement that in Perl sometime). You can find a feed for the top 25, 25 latest, or just get a random grab bag of fun.
update: Ack. Looks like my scraping isn't pulling in the actual quotes. Back to the drawing board. :(
update 2: I think they should all be fixed now :) I missed a para tag in the source.shortname=oooaic