Okay, I've lost count of how many times I've seen a referer like this: http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=Tiffany+Playboy+Pictures&hc=0&hs=0 How the hell did I become a destination for the web's nekkid Tiffany needs? They're not here. Seriously. Otherwise I'd be charging, at least $14.95/month.

From what I can see by chasing the Google referers, it's my old stats page that got indexed, and that's gone now! I can't remember ever having mentioned the name "Tiffany" on this site (until now), and doing a complete text grep through every file on my server yields no hits.

So, somehow the rumors of Tiffany pics over here got started, and then Google must've initially gotten the notion to index my stats pages when I mentioned them back in April. Indexing my stats page further fed Google from Google's own keyword referers already present in the stats page. Gah. But where's the initial Tiffany-link event?

This is all highly confusing, yet amusing as hell. I wonder if I can work this somehow to further and gaslight Google, making me a definitive source for other things? Say, "wil wheaton monkey sex" :) Naw, I have better things to do.

Okay, back to work.